CONGRATULATIONS!
You played around with the dropdown menus, happened to get the right combination of answers and unlocked a discount code for yourself! Or you just fit all these criteria, ya know...
Send the following text via email to my personal email address and you'll get $10/10% off (whichever is highest) on your next 2 mastering projects.
I AM ENTITLED TO A DISCOUNT FOR MY NEXT 2 MASTERING PROJECTS BECAUSE I WAS BORED THAT ONE TIME WHEN LOOKING FOR A MASTERING ENGINEER